james_nicoll ([info]james_nicoll) wrote,
@ 2006-10-26 13:39:00
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Six Word Story
This plan _can't_ fail! Oh, crap.

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[info]slrose
2006-10-26 01:43 pm UTC (link)
I love it!

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[info]morbid_curious
2006-10-26 01:45 pm UTC (link)
It's certainly better than "Once upon a time, the end."

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[info]sanity_cheque
2006-10-26 01:45 pm UTC (link)
I laughed, I cried. Truly the sleeper hit of the summer.

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[info]sartorias
2006-10-26 01:51 pm UTC (link)
"Just try it, darling. Whoa! Tentacles!"

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Haiku:
[info]morbid_curious
2006-10-26 02:03 pm UTC (link)
Season, syllables
Only one further stricture:
No tentacle rape

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Re: Haiku:
[info]sartorias
2006-10-26 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Female pulchritude
metamorphosing power
Who says she rapes him?

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Re: Haiku:
[info]morbid_curious
2006-10-26 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Winter of consent?
Perhaps they can continue
Pseudopodal fun

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Re: Haiku:
[info]sartorias
2006-10-26 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Squidly prolepsis--
squid-kids versus old bipeds--
That is the sequel.

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Re: Haiku:
[info]morbid_curious
2006-10-26 03:31 pm UTC (link)
In Massachusetts
One would say the children had
Miskatonic looks

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Re: Haiku:
[info]sartorias
2006-10-26 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Snarf! Now I have to go to work--what a great ending to the series.

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[info]filkerdave
2006-10-26 01:55 pm UTC (link)
This is so clearly one of YOUR stories ;)

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[info]agent13
2006-10-26 02:27 pm UTC (link)
"It can't possibly exist!" "Guess again."

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[info]pauldrye
2006-10-26 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Carnivorous aliens, we're doomed! No, wait...!

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[info]james_nicoll
2006-10-26 02:47 pm UTC (link)
For Sale: One Deathray (never used).

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[info]james_nicoll
2006-10-26 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Poor Hemingway. Tolstoy brought a gun.

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Six word fan-fics:
[info]morbid_curious
2006-10-26 03:43 pm UTC (link)
"Plans..?" "That's no small moon!" *Kaboom!*
"Brrr!" "I am your father!" "Noooooo!"
"It's a traaaap!" Furballs beat stormtroopers.

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[info]catbear
2006-10-26 02:53 pm UTC (link)
It's a fun game.

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[info]pperiwinkle
2006-10-26 03:00 pm UTC (link)
Following the directions is crucial. oops...

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[info]snowwy
2006-10-26 03:00 pm UTC (link)
A classic:
"Nothing up my sleeve. Presto! Whoops."

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[info]filkerdave
2006-10-26 03:09 pm UTC (link)
Plague. All die. Oh, the embarrassment!

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[info]autopope
2006-10-26 03:17 pm UTC (link)
"Time travel, kill my grandfather? Impossible --"

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-26 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Unattractive aliens invade -- plucky humans win!

Cambias

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Special Turtledove Edition
(Anonymous)
2006-10-26 03:23 pm UTC (link)
World war happens, only different, kinda.

Cambias

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[info]anton_p_nym
2006-10-26 03:33 pm UTC (link)
"Call me Ishmael. Obsessions are bad."

-- Steve's line is now open to accept royalties from Readers' Digest.

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[info]aries_jordan
2006-10-26 03:44 pm UTC (link)
"Boss: Rapture on CNN. Gone surfing."

This is great. Somebody start a meme.

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[info]james_nicoll
2006-10-26 05:09 pm UTC (link)
I think this comes from WIRED, actually.

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[info]matgb
2006-10-26 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Yup, wired. [info]jonnynexus got some good ones yesterday as well.

I don't do creative, I just enjoy creative, so it's still good.

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-26 03:46 pm UTC (link)
JERUSALEM (Reuters): Ia Ia Jesus Fthagn!

-Øystein

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[info]soon_lee
2006-10-26 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Joke I used to tell as a teen.

Onboard a plane:
"Welcome to the first fully automated plane. Press a button & we take off. Press another and we land. Nothing can go wrong, can go wrong, can go wrong..."

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[info]tacithydra
2006-10-26 10:24 pm UTC (link)
These are great!

There's also a bunch happening at [info]gregvaneekhout's.

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[info]bcholmes
2006-10-26 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Use the croaking device against frogmen!

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[info]elynne
2006-10-27 05:44 am UTC (link)
"My hero! Sorry I killed you..."

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Six Word Story
(Anonymous)
2006-10-27 07:41 am UTC (link)
Supercomputer is asked: God? Yes, now.

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[info]spikebrennan
2006-10-27 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Boy meets girl. Girl eats boy.

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