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Newt troubled by reporters, penguins
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GREENSBORO, N.C. – The day after Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin at a zoo, he acknowledged he is “the underdog” and said his campaign began renting their donor list because they needed money.



Newt flees interview.

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*insert were-penguin joke here*

I have the feeling that Newt is turning into the conservative's version of Nader.
He's not going to go away, and with the new super-PAC system, he just might run as a 3rd party candidate.

A Ross Perot for the modern era?


A Ross Perot for the modern era?

::snort:: in his dreams maybe.

A Gingrich/Santorum 3rd party ticket would be an early Christmas for the Democratic party. (well, maybe an early Kwanzaa)

Given Obama's faith, and given the november schedule for the elections, I'd have thought Ramadan would be more appropriate.

Oh, it was an Obama dog-whistle!

I thought I'd missed the NWO memo for the result of the Official Democratic Party Holiday poll.
(seeing how they're anti-christian and all that)

*whew*

Edited at 2012-04-17 09:04 pm (UTC)

damnit- "Ramadan" would have been funnier- I didn't remember when it fell this year.


it actually falls on july-august now that I check wikipedia (stupid sexy lunar calendar), but you have the islamic new year on the 15 of november, and you have eid in october, so two prime partaying events for House Obama.

ugh, House Hussein dammit.

I'd make a terrible Islamoobamaologist ;_;

I jus want to use one of my pengun icons.

The pengun is mightier than the pensword.

The penguin is mightier than the newt.

(The mobile keyboard is less mighty than the desktop)

Newts are very, very poisonous though. I hope someone is keeping an eye on that penguin to make sure its ok.

... if Newt Gingrich developed penguin superpowers, how could anyone tell?

The switch to a jaunty cigarette holder and monocle, of course.

-- Steve thinks the other changes would indeed be virtually undetectable.

*nods* He has the walk down already.