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Shit, she doesn't even have golden arches

No, she's an entire Amazon River Basin cattle ranch, Idaho potato farm, artesian Coca-Cola well, and American Cyanamid cocktail of lethal additives short of a happy meal.

Edited at 2008-03-26 03:44 am (UTC)

Re: Shit, she doesn't even have golden arches

Does she at least have a little action figure?

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No action figures. All dolls are patriarchal stereotypes designed to lock children into rigid gender roles. Most dolls are also racist or colonialist. (This is, alas, 80% true.)

Penetration is a phallocentric metaphor for the violation of the integrity of Mother Earth by implanting heavily encultured objects into her sacred ground. Missile silos, skyscrapers, Stonehenge, and cathedrals are all phallocentric objects designed to destroy the natural feminine worldview. So are palm trees.

Re: Shit, she doesn't even have golden arches

Hahahahahaomg I love you.

(Trufax.)

Re: Shit, she doesn't even have golden arches

(smooches)

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I thought Stonehenge was a metaphor for the human vulva? I mean, it stands to reason that the Druids would be the ones to build a great whopping rock cooch, yeh?

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*ROTFL*

They WOULD!! Not that they did, the henges are actually older than the druids, but if they didn't already exist, they'd have invented them.

See this slab? This is the rocklitoris, also known as the altar.

Re: Shit, she doesn't even have golden arches

Are you channeling Zimmer Bradley?

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Metaquoted for great justice.

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Thanks!

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